IT’S LIKE ADULT YOO-HOO. Tacky but true, lmao. No wine snobs here please. I drank it and I liked it. What is cheesy are those price gouged roses and overrated crappy chocolate hearts . Ahhh a great gift that finally makes sense and will let you avoid all the Valentine’s Day hoopla.
Really here’s a no brainer…what says I love you more than chocolate wine? What celebrates gal pals in a “Galentine” sorta way?!?!
This one is for those of us who are gluten-free. For whatever the reason, be it Celiac, GF intolerance/sensitivity, ect.
Are you tired of not having that decadent piece of chocolate cake after dinner? I know I miss it. I really do at times. Oh, and you say why not have gluten-free cake. BECAUSE most gluten-free cake is well…CRAP! Excuse my language, I needed some strong expression to convey how I feel about bad cake. Sometimes I feel so empty without a sweet treat after dinner. Yeah I said it. Idk why but some gluten-free cakes are just lousy and every GF cake I’ve ever had in a restaurant has been miserably disappointing. I do appreciate the gesture for it being a menu option but it falls short for me. And honestly, I never stopped eating a lousy cake. I haven’t loved gluten-free bakeries goods either. I’m sure it will improve. I pray for good GF cake along with world peace. Don’t you? But seriously, homemade versions can be terrific. Even some prepackaged baked goods can do the trick which I consider to be junk food. So I don’t understand why the shortage of delicious GF cake. I don’t always want to make one or eat junk food.
Most often I’m pretty good with sticking to a healthy diet. I eat healthy overall, I really do. I limit my sugar pretty strictly I might add. But, every once in a while I want my cake and eat it too.
Ahhh but I found this wine…ChocoVine. I don’t have to turn the oven on and that makes me happy. I don’t have to eat lousy cake either.
Hold up though because this wine…it’s chocolate. It’s not on any fine wine list at least I don’t think so, lol. It’s not for the vintage seekers or the snooty for that matter. It’s more like a wine Yoo-hoo. That’s right, a yummy, chocolate piece of cake in a wine glass. Gluten-free of course.
So throw caution to the wind and indulge without your high standards. This one is just for fun. Desserts should be fun, no? One glass will make those chocolate cravings go away.
THEN it’s time to get back on track but you will be happier! Never look back.
Live, eat, share, gluten-free and FODMAPish.